  Two overweight women in full workout gear smoking and talking in the gym parking lot this morning. A Staples commercial in which a disgruntled young girl doing back-to-school shopping says, "I thought school was out forever. " Cut to Alice Cooper, who says, "No, I said school is out for summer . " Oh Alice, how your career continues to thrive.
Laughed out loud while reading a quote in Entertainment Weekly by Craig Kilbourne (I think) that went something like: "A person got caught trying to smuggle cocaine in two labrador retrievers. Authorities got suspicious when they sniffed each others' butts and danced to techno for two days. " Nearly rear-ended a boneheaded lady in a Subaru station wagon when she cut in front of me at the 405/22 interchange. I honked loud and hard (as much as my Civic horn would allow). 
