  ^_^, well well well, i'm back. I had about as much fun at a church camp that any non-christian could have lol. (which isn't much) i was there from sunday- saturday. We'll as i stated before, at this church camp, we work, and we work damn hard in the sun. We'll the first night, we had to pick out our rooms and head in for dinner where we will meet our work groups (mine was Green N, wooooo) . Then off to worship, horrah! I think that i slept at least some of the time during every worship service (ever single night at like 10:30). I also drew some stuff during this time, which i was very proud of ^_^, i'm a good artist. We then proceded to our rooms. Here was the first enjoyment i got out of this trip. The first night, everyone was hyper and didn't want to sleep. So we were up until at least 1:00 every night. Everyone wanted to stay up, except for one person.
I have this friend, Kent, (i call him Lil. Kentaminoes), and aparently, he must sleep well every night or something bad will happen (i dunno, mabey his dick will fall off or something), so we stole his air matress, deflated it, and hid it in a cabinet. He got so mad, but we all swore we didnt know what happened to it. so he flopped down and tried to get to sleep, while we stayed up playing with lego's and with air pumps, and he attempted to sleep with only his sleeping bag.
(thats what i, and most other people there did, but i guess he is just to good for that) The guy even had earplugs in his ears, FUCKING EARPLUGS ^_^, but he still occasionally jumped up and screamed at us to shut up and go to sleep. So another of our church buddies, had this great manual air pump with a nozzle that shot air at like 90 miles an hour. Kent was laying down on top of his sleeping bag, in his boxorz. We put the nozzle like an inch away from his asshole, and Will goes, 1..2..3.. and jumps into the air, and comes down with all his force on the air pump.
Kent shot straight up and screamed, then faced Will and attacked him. (Kent is small so he did no damage) The next morning (they make us get up at 6:50 btw) we went to work, our first job was to repair a roof and a hole in the celing from water damage. We did this and also built a handrail but it took us 2 days to do it cause we kept running out of supplies. The next day (wed.) We had a hizzle to paint (or pintar, for those of you who are mexican), we worked hard the whole time, and finnished the whole house in one day, WOOOO, GREEN N!! !, yeah... no. This night was quite fun. I brought my ninja uniform to the camp, so i could put it on some random day. It was great. I came down and everyone lookd at me like i was retarded, and then came up to me to compliment it. I was dubbed the nipple ninja because every chance i could that night, i would purple nurple Neal. It was great, he probably still has bruises around his nipples (for a ninja, i have terrible aim). Earlier i had obtained one of those old fassioned metal slinkies, and we were extreme slinky-ing (you know, slinking it off of tall ledges and buildings, it was fun) Later on that night, me and Kevin and some other people got up to the dorm room earlier than the rest, and we were feeling mischievious.
We had chocolate that we put inside of Brian's bed (neal smushed it in with his ass), and we found a jar of glitter which we put inside Jeremy's bed (an extreme Goth kid who wont shower, he didnt even take off his gloves the whole trip lol. He would wash all of the visible skin with his gloves still on, which wasn't much. ) Speaking of which, showering... yeah!
The girls got 23 little stalls with individual showerheads, the boys get one big stall with huge open doors and 23 little showerheads along the walls, so there were a bunch of naked guys just walking around and showering. It was funny tho, cause we alwasy sang in the shower. haha, So our next and final project was the biggest of all, we had to tear up and rebuild this one part of these really cool, old black people's roof. The guy had blue eyes! !, BLUE EYES, it was awesome. While we were working, these wasps crawled out and began flying all around, Amber was just standing there, all cool like, as they were flying all around her head. Hilary was flippin out, i was afraid she was gonna fall off of the roof, and me, being the macho man i was, was just standing there, all like, i'm cool, w/e, no biggie. Until they got close to my head, then i walked to the other side, and the wasp followed me, and then i started running around the little fragile roof, being chased by this psycho wasp, then i stopped, and the damn thing hit me right in the face. Then i freaked out and it went in my hair! (oooh, i'm so manly) so at first i was calm, so i was like, ok... it's in my hair.
get it out, it's in my hair. IT'S IN MY FREAKING HAIR GET IT OUT GET IT OUT GET IT OUT! hahaha, it was great. So every time i saw a wasp after that, i took it upon myself to hit them with a big stick (excalibur). Then we found the nest, and i took it out, and we were trying to get all of the little maggots out and stuff cause it was something to do.
And i came across this one little baby wasp, who when i open up the little case it was in, it moved and tried to crawl out. We were awww, so we watched as it hatched out, and crawled around on the nest, and i was like, MY BABY!! i turn around to work on the house then i turn back, and my baby is shrivled up on the roof, twitching and squirming. AMBER POISONED MY BABY!!! it was tragic. haha, i have a tendency to make long blogs, for maximum enjoyment, read all the way through.
That night after everyting at worship, i passed the time by torturing two of my friends there, who never had to piss worse in their life it looked like. First off, i was telling them how "tomorow i think we are gonna be watering lawns and stuff, but thats after we wash the cars and shower, man i really wanted to go to niagra falls this summer" and stuff like that. Then i made the water drop noise for like 5 min (you know, that noise where you thump your mouth&nbsp;and whistle at the same time, and it sounds like a drop of water falling). It was hilarious, so like in the middle of the service, they ran out holding themselves HAHAHA. So the next day we finnished up our site and stuff, it was a prety uneventful day other that us sweating in the 120 degrees heat. (not joking, it really was around 120 on the roof). Still Jeremy has not showered. The next day we pack up and leave for home. Ahh, and how nice it is to be home. Good Game my friends, good game. 
