  Well, the MINI went in for it's second oil change after 30,000 miles... ha, and you thought your car was cool. mine gets free oil changes and it only needs to be changed every 15,000 miles. it totally rules.
plus the 35+ mpg aaaand the 14.8second quarter mile.... not fast, but truly respectable out of a 4 cylinder. and bmw polishes the hell out of it before you get it back. the downside is that it's pouring out. but damn the rims are cleaner than they've ever been. you know, we all have bosses. no matter who you are, you have a boss. You're an employee, you have a supervisor. supervisor, you have a manager. manager you have a vice president. vice president, you have a ceo. ceo, you have a client. client, you have your own boss at your own place of business. it's the gigantic american boss cycle. checks and balances to the point where no one's truly the leader.
even the president has to listen to the public, or he (hopefully) gets voted out in november. now, we all catch these bosses in the act, and don't say anything about it. you see them picking their nose, and eating their boogers. you see them with the toilet paper trailing on their shoes, and you let it slip by you because you don't want to say anything and feel like an ass. well, for a long time, i've been catching my boss in the act. he dances. he dances in the bathroom. everytime i go in there, there he is, singing, dancing, playing waste-paper basketball. living it up in the can while i'm in the cubicle dying of starvation and being treated like an indentured servant.
well, this has to stop. SO, in retaliation, i set up a surveillance camera in the can. what i found is so graphic that i can't even post it to this website, i have to set it up as a link. that way young eyes won't be exposed to this without forewarning. so, without further interpretation, here is my boss, jeff gawronski: urlLink dancing naked in the bathroom 
