  First, and unfortunately, going to Berkeley is no longer an option.&nbsp; I was rejected by them today. Shaq is back.&nbsp; Check the ridiculous things he said yesterday when arriving in Miami: O'Neal referred to himself as "the Millennium Goliath. " Shaq is back, and will dominate all basketball next year.&nbsp; Check the ridiculous things he said: On buying a home in South Florida: "I will be walking naked on the beach.
If you take pictures of me naked on the beach, don't sell them to the Enquirer unless I get 15 percent. " On being 32 years old: "I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities -- I'm proven to be good. I've still got five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 years left. " On his weight: "I play my best ball at 345.
I need my meat because I'm going to take a beating. If you put a guy in front of me who eats salad and cucumber and baked chicken all day, I'll kill him.
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