  The title of this post will only be amusing to those who have seen the seminal internet cartoon Zombie College. Which means, essentially, no one but me. Ah well. Zombie College! Zombie College! All right, I'm done. I've decided to write a zombie column for the Mobtown Shank. This will ooze pus all over the travesty that was Emily Flake's pirate column, and quite possibly eat its brains.
Look out for it. Today is all about shopping. "Why," you ask? Because TODAY,&nbsp;Anthropologie has&nbsp;opened a branch in the uber-evil Towson Town Center. Anthropologie is its own kind of evil, because the clothes are way, way too expensive. And I am a fashion whore. No apologie. Plus I just got paid!!! Lunch break isn't coming soon enough. xoox j. Addendum:&nbsp;Skirt, 2 shirts, underwear, and a motherfucking SOAP&nbsp;DISH. Fashion whore. Retail slut. &nbsp; 
