  Goodevening to you gentlemen and gentle lady folk. Myself and the Josh have had a most relaxing day at the health spa today, sitting in pools of shitty mud and hot natural spring water to cleanse our dirty bodies.
We then went for a massage. Ho ho ho I could tell you some funny tales. It wasn't old men in pants for a start so that was a bonus, and I don't think Josh was abused this time round. For myself, I experienced a perfect example of the cremasteric reflex and had my lilly white butt cheeks kneeded like never before. If only she knew how mucky my arse was yesterday. And to top it all, whilst on my back having my thighs oiled up, the old lazy lob decides to fall out of the shorts, oh the comedy.
Naturally I left it there, she didn't seem to mind. Dirty bitch. Good looking though. Bet she was on the game too. Sauce. As for an update on my poo, it is now like passing small hard boiled eggs. Great. 
