  Right Honourable and Learned friends, I've noticed that there are two functional phones that are going wholly unused, while our main House phone is antiquated, cumbersome, upsetting to some, annoying to all and damn uuuuugleeeeeeee. I move to install the portable phone in the lounge thereby replacing Phone Bad. Furthermore, I move to move the blue phone on the Crack Den landing to the wall of the first floor above the current position of the portable phone.
In so doing we will rid ourselves of a bad thing, gain access to another functional phone, plus we'll also have more space on the upper floors for leafy plants and Josh's stuff. Finally, I move to throw a stone at lots of birds. All those in favour say Aye. 
