  It goes a little something like this: Fiona and Roberto met each other at a coffee shop. Fiona was very beautiful, and Roberto was very muscular. "Hi, I'm Fiona," said Fiona. "Hi, I'm Roberto," said Roberto. They were very attracted to each other, so that night they went out on a date.
Later that evening, they had sex with each other. "That was fun," said Fiona. "It sure was," said Roberto. A few weeks later, Fiona realized that she was "late". Oh dear, she thought to herself, I must be pregnant with Roberto's child . She was. One day, Fiona told Roberto. "Roberto, I'm pregnant with your child. " "Neat," said Robert.
Nine months later, Fiona went into labor and had the baby. She named him Roberto Jr. "Our baby is cute," said Roberto. "Would you like to get married, Fiona? " "Sure," said Fiona. But before they could get married, Roberto went off to war. "Oh no," said Fiona to Roberto Jr. "What if Roberto gets killed? " But he didn't. He came home a year later and they got married. "I love you," said Roberto to Fiona. "I love you too," said Fiona to Roberto. The end. 
