  I’ll admit, I toke up occasionally.&nbsp; Not frequently, and it doesn't interrupt any of my usual day-to-day doings.&nbsp; It's a relaxation.&nbsp; Some people come home and occasionally have a beer or two; I will, on a rare occasion, pull out the pipe and partake of the green. &nbsp; It was in this mindset last night that I sat down to watch The Daily Show with Jon Stewart . &nbsp;And a brief discussion on stem-cell research came up.&nbsp; I was in the middle of a book, and only half caught the discussion, but it got me to thinking. &nbsp; I meandered off to bed, as I was in search of an orgasm (alas, a failed mission! ).&nbsp; So I lay in bed thinking about the DNA arguments, and pondering things like sheep cloning.&nbsp; (I blame VH1’S “I Love The ‘90s” for that one. )&nbsp; &nbsp; Thought:&nbsp; clone a gay man.&nbsp; See if his clone grows up to be gay.&nbsp; As the clone is a genetic duplicate of the original, if the clone grows up gay, it should be proof that homosexuality is an inherent trait.&nbsp; If the clone grows up to be straight, then maybe I’ll consider going back to the Christian Church. &nbsp; Or not. &nbsp; Regardless, wouldn’t it be a fabulous way to test the theory?&nbsp; My money’s on the clone being gay.&nbsp; Don’t want to clone a gay man?&nbsp; How about a lesbian?&nbsp; I’d be game for that one.&nbsp; ‘Course, I consider myself bisexual, so I guess you’d have a 50/50 chance with my clone.&nbsp; Would sure make the concept of threesomes seem more appealing.&nbsp; &nbsp; Would having sex with your clone be considered incestuous?&nbsp; Or would it be masturbation?
&nbsp; &nbsp; If there is one thing I’ve learned from the Republican Party, it’s that repetition = truth .&nbsp; For example, Bush’s speech Wednesday where he repeated 8 times that the American People are safer.&nbsp; Well, we must be… he repeated himself eight times.&nbsp; I wonder if that’d work on my poli-sci professor. Me: I got an A on that paper. &nbsp; Prof: Nope. That was a C+. &nbsp; Me: No, I’m pretty sure it was an A. Think he’d buy it? &nbsp; I don’t think so, either. 
