  Hello hello to one and all. Vietnam is very sweaty. My balls are stuck to my left thigh. Had to buy some talc yesterday, ooooh its so much better.
Just been on a boat trip round some strange islands where everything is explained with fables of dragons, needless to say we didn't believe a word of what we were being told. Anyhooooo, got the night train to Hue tonight, hope the air con works or I fear we may die in a pool of fetid ball sweat. Al, why are you in the USofA doing work? Is it for the government? Non, glad to hear the car is still alive and kicking.
Steelez, if you get the chance to take a pot shot at that cheesing ass poker, do it. Jamie, fix your Dads computer you very naughty boy. Jordan, where are you? Tommy, have you got leprosy yet? All others, ahoyhoy to you. I have discovered a new drink, one which I shall probably not bother with again for it really isn't that great. Its called a dog's nose, and is a brutal coctail of beer and gin. Silly VC folks!!! Thats all folks. 
