  Hello all you beautiful people out there... tis I,your fairy godmother Noonie!! I ahve come to save you all from the boredom of (a)revision, (b) having no job and (c) being abroad.
I shall do this by telling you of my daily troubles in the welsh "pig's ear" (The Guaridan, sat 10 July) which is Barry, South Glamorgan. Today, I woke at 9am, went to the shop, bought observer, walked home, had fruit and yoghurt for breakfast (trying to give up all things wheaty), got high on walpaper stripper, had gooseberry tart (forgot about wheat thing! ) for lunch, rang steelez on mobile (should have just used housegood phone! ) to remind him of big chill, got even higher on walpaper stripper, then went for a lie down in garden.
Fell asleep in garden for an hour and a half, woke up freezing, then came inside and practised my salsa spins in my new salsa shoes, took off the polish on the wooden floors, got told of by my mum, now sulking on the computer. Later on I will be going to see Fareniet 9/11. Hope I have brought a little magic to your days! 
