  I would like to propose brandy as a likely candidate in the running for least refreshing drink imaginable. Picture our antipodean chums crawling through the outback, desparate and dehydrated, happening upon an oasis consisting entirely of brandy, they'd be fucked, not even steelez's plan B could prevail. Good luck with the job hunting mr steel- have you tried cente of life?-rumour is they'll employ any lo i mean they'd probs be looking for qualified geographers. 
