  Well thank you for all your tips (you know who you are...) this is what happened - for me to look at in the future really, but who knows maybe someone out there enjoying themselves in the sun will really care about my sad little exam... hmmm. Station 1 History Psychiatry Depression. no surprise there. suicidal and biological, but not too psychotic. Station 2 Explanation Child Health febrile convulsions. and she was reasonably attractive which helped my explanation Station 3 Examination Musculo-Skeletal well this was some sort of joke involving a patient with (allegedly) lower back pain radiating down the right leg. some post grad guy without a clue. and i didnt really know what to do so i combined neuro and musculo. a general mess all round Station 4 History Reproductive Health post menopausal/coital bleeding. very worried about cancer 'n that. Station 5 Examination CIDR ive forgotten. no ihave remebered it was lumpsandbumps examination. i had a hernia. not literally. then you had to explain treatment to the patient ha what a croq of shit.
Station 6 Examination ENT well it was ear pain - so i had to do hearing tests and then auroscopieeee. otitis media following throat infection Station 7 Examination CVS classic. aortis stenosis i had, but then who knows really. other people had AF. Bo-ring Station 8 Skill CIDR HA! fundoscopy and dipsticking urine, spent most of the time sliding medium sized gloves onto my sweaty and very definitley large sized hands to test the urine. i said pappilodema, but apparently it was hypertensive retiopathy. bugger. Station 9 Examination FocP ummmm.
nah forgotten. oh yeah GI exam. Station 10 History ID oh this was a right laugh. he had cough and SOB with an exercise tolerance. but id forgotten there was an ID history so i just told him he had ischaemic heart disease. but the he mentioned the anal warts and i laughed out loud by accident, cos i thought he was joking. it was an actor id met before and hd a chat with too. anyway turns out he had HIV! UNLUCKY!
Station 11 Images X-Ray Pneumothorax with clavicle fracture, lobar consolidation and massive R pleural effusion. had to give signs as well Station 12 Images Dermatology Acne. describe, talk about treatments and then a quaint opicture of some dry cracked lips - what treatment have they started now? oral retinoids of course! (thanks JS) Station 13 Images Child Health thanks to kitty - dextrocardia, measles and trisomy 21 Station 14 Images CIDR fractured neck of femur (dodgy picture of someones leg a bit shorter than the other...) osteoarthritic hands and ?? ?dupytrens (sp. ) contracure/ triggering of some fingers Station 15 Images CIDR Video of ataxic and parkinsonian gaits wash your hands people 
