  Apparently from India Head you can see Wales. This I must question. I went there and saw nothing but ocean. And for that matter, Wales is small and far far away. I should have realised she meant whales. Error on my part. But still, none of them to be seen either. However, there was a whale-fish sighting from our racing yacht as we hammered along at a silly angle. "Whale" came the shout from the skipper. Again this caused me difficulty, the nearest island in view looked a lot more tropical than Wales.
I decided not to be a fool this time and went along with it - "oh yeah, cool" said I. And sure enough, a large sea beast broke the surface, winked at me suggestively and squirted salty water everywhere before diving back down to bed. A truly wonderous spectacle. I immediately ejaculated all over the deck hand, I don't think he was pleased, but I'm older than him so I got away with it. Actually that never happened. Its the sea air, fucks with you it does. Oooooooh I'll sleep tonight. 
