  yall.... scrabble girl is at it again. WHY did this bitch go buy my shoes. I had to address her ass because this lil competition bullshit is out of control. the story goes a lil something like this... my cousin works at the same company as us and she knows I have a shoe fetish and I love pink (since before everybody has been rocking it this year). She came to my desk to show me the BADDEST pair of BCBG pink 4" stilettos. Scrabble girl was at my desk when my cousin came to show me.
Now Scrabble girl 1) doesn't like pink 2) never wears 4" stilettos.... ever. I told my cousin I was going to get them directly after work and I got all the info from her. Scrabble girl sat on my desk and agreed they were cute but that's all she said. So anyway, I tell my cousin again that I have to have them and I am going directly at 5 to get them. I then turn to Scrabble Girl and ask her if she wants to go to the mall with me after work so she said yeah. Then she went back to her desk and emailed me that she had something to do after work but can I wait until 6:30 because she wanted to go.
So I thought nothing of it and agreed to meet her at Macy's at 6:30. When I walked into the shoe dept. this heffa had MY shoes in her hands talking about oh they only had one pair of 6 1/2 left and she was getting them. I was about to go off. I literally had to stop myself from punching her directly in the eye. that is some funky ass shit.
she proceeds to purchase them and then is like oh well you can see if they have them somewhere else. I had to walk out of Macy's I couldn't stand in there with her because I was gonna go off on her wannabe ass and I decided to just walk out instead of getting arrested up in there. and I refuse to act a fool around "the others" since that is always what they expect from us anyway. but that 's not even the kicker. I haven't talked to her since I walked out of Macys and she emails me this morning like "if you want them that bad you can buy them off me. " Is this bitch for real.
As if she is doing me some sort of muthaphuckin favor. uhm let me think about it... how bout no. Am I over-reacting? I might be over-reacting but I am taking this as a sign of some serious character flaws. I explained to her that friends don't do that competitive devious bullshit to which she replied... and I quote, "it's not my fault if I do things that bother you and don't realize it " (do I even need to say anything). so I must put her on bitch please status.
I categorize all my friends as follows: Soul Sister- this is someone who is my sister in spirit. we have a deep understanding and respect for each other. Relationship is one of loyalty, honesty, openness. This is the person I will plot on unsuspecting mofos with. (currently 2 people besides my momma hold this title) Party Diva- this is someone who I call to go to the club because I know we are gonna have a good time. we can drink together, hang out together, go shopping, go eat.
you might even know a few of my cousins... BUT I ain't telling you any of my business cuz "we ain't cool like that". (all the rest of my friends- mostly work associates) Bitch Please- Don't think because I am cordial to you we are cool. I gave you a chance to be party diva and you must have shown your ass in more way than one because I usually employ a three strike rule before putting anyone in this category... aka Scrabble Girl. uhg I can't wait to take a break from (as Keisha so accurately described) grown ass fools! The bitches... 
