  urlLink I'm pretty sure this is a man competing in the fast- paced and extremely popular olympic sport of Women's International Handball.  If not. she must be an East German and this picture is from the '70s.  Or she's Marian Jones' cousin. Marta.
 Honestly,  don't you just love the Olympics? nbsp;  Random sports that would shame a man to watch the other three years and eleven months. but for that magic time,  that pommel horse is the coolest.
nbsp;  Not to mention synchronized swimming. nbsp;  And that new thing,  the one with the jumping and the ribbons.  This year's Olympics ,
nbsp; in the country that supposedly came up with the idea of the games 1. 3 million years ago,  and then modernizing them 29 years ago. should be the greatest. nbsp;
 I mean,  they are still finishing the stadium in Greece where they'll have the opening ceremonies. and people are saying it might not be completed by that time! nbsp;  I guess that's okay when you're Invesco Field at Mile High and a Jimmy Buffet concert is the first event to be held there. but didn't they build that stadium in Athens for this purpose above any other?
nbsp;  Just three weeks ago they had just finished digging out the pool- THE OLYMPIC POOL. nbsp;  Jesus. is the construction company being run by Nia Vardalos' family?
nbsp;  Are they sealing the new buildings' joints with Windex?  Then there's the terrorism. nbsp;  The constant " terrorist threat"
 we are under. nbsp;  U. S.  Special Forces are on their way to Greece;  it was announced this morning.
nbsp;  I'm telling you what's going to happen here. nbsp;  Everybody is going to be so concerned with the facilities and the terrorists running around and the drug scandals that we're going to forget that people are playing in such fine spectator sports as& nbsp; the one&
nbsp; illustrated above. nbsp;  And you know something is going to go wrong. nbsp;  And I hope it doesn't.
nbsp;  But if it does,  this is how it's going to go down:  & nbsp; nbsp;
nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp; nbsp;  The Windex adhesive will finally give way,
 spilling scores of people out of a high grandstand and plunging them to their doom. nbsp;  Of course. the rushed construction and& nbsp;  Windex won't be blamed-
it'll be al Qaida- which of course means Iran in the eyes of our nation's leaders. nbsp;  U. S.  Special Forces leave Greece,
 and head to the Middle East. where our undersized army( already& nbsp; split in two)  now splits itself into three.
nbsp; nbsp; Weapons of Mass Destruction aren't found- but mass graves from the early& nbsp; '90s are.
and war is& nbsp; justified ( despite the& nbsp; Olympic Commission"
nbsp; publishing reports& nbsp; the 2004 catastrophe was in fact the fault of Windex and that Iran had nothing to do with the tragic events. nbsp;  Al Franken writes a book called I hate you&
nbsp; Glass Cleaner.  . Rush Limbaugh responds on the radio& nbsp; by saying that Franken sniffs glass cleaner,
 and that he should be locked up for life because of it. all while chokin' down a couple more pain killers. nbsp;  Disney keeps Rush Limbaugh on the air on the numerous stations they own. but pulls& nbsp;
financing from the latest Michael Moore movie about gay marriage because it's way too politically polarizing. nbsp; nbsp; Of course,  during all of this Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly are just pointing and yelling. at who and about what really doesn't matter.
