  My dad, whom I like to call Pop, whom likes to say "Call my Pop again and I'll pop you! ", had a doctor's appointment today. As with all doctor's appointments I have been to, I am so thrilled to sit in a waiting room full of sick people. I enjoyed inhaling the deep phlegmy coughs of the man sitting next to me and being sneezed on by that little boy with the runny nose and nausea. (Actually this isn't a true sentence for today, but it was in a past visit!! Roop, roop!
) So, we get to the office and we sit down in these seats that make this sound of flatulence everytime you move. I was a little embarassed at first until I noticed that everyone else had the same problem. (Darn you urlLink Taco Bell !! Just kidding. ) So here we are, still sitting there after what seems like a lifetime. I felt like urlLink Han Solo in the Carbon Freeze .
I was frozen in the moment and there was no way to get out! Argh! Finally after an hour and a half, they call us to the back. I was relieved. This moment of relief was fleeting. We waited again for another hour and a half until someone came to see us.
The good thing is that someone did remember us. The bad thing is that it wasn't the doctor. Figuring that it would be a while, I took it upon myself to learn medicine. I grabbed a pair of latex gloves from the box that sat on the table beside me and I began to roam from room to room checking vital signs and a couple of prostates. Scratch that, I did nothing of the sort. I just closed my eyes and relaxed for a while longer.
After time passed as slowly as urlLink Eeyore talks, the doctor emerged into the room like a newborn into the world. Yes, I was just as excited as a father would be! Then I was let down. I felt like I did when I found out that urlLink Diff'rent Strokes was being cancelled! My reasoning was simple: "Mr. Lysol, everything looks fine. We'll see you in two weeks!
" Speaking of a quick visit for a long wait! The moral of the story is this: if you notice that a pack of dogs have a cat cornered, grab the B.B. Gun and put the cat out of its misery. Woot! 
