  I was harassed by a weird-ass shit-face monkey... &nbsp; Sitting in KLCC, having my sashimi lunch and sipping my green tea away, I was waiting for Craig to swing by KL to pick me up to Singapore.&nbsp; Oblivious&nbsp;to people around me, I was totally relaxed and deep in thoughts till this shit-face, dirty looking young dude approached me and asked if he could sit in the next table. &nbsp; It was strange.&nbsp; There were a gazillion of tables at that cafe and this dude has to pick the one beside me!!!! &nbsp; "May I take this table? " he asked. &nbsp; I&nbsp;shrugged and nodded.&nbsp; What else could I say? &nbsp; He sat down, shuffles around a bit, turned to me again and asked, "May I have your number?&nbsp; Oei!&nbsp; Your number!&nbsp; Can I have your number!
" "Oei! Oee! Number number! " &nbsp; At first I thought I was hearing things cos he was kind of soft. Shaking my head, I motioned him to go away. &nbsp; He left.
&nbsp; But not for long. &nbsp; He came back... This time, he didn't asked if he could join me or to take that table, he just sat down beside me and looked at me from head to toe. &nbsp; and he whispers "Hey, your number.&nbsp; give me your number lah... oei" &nbsp; I asked the waiter for help. &nbsp; But this dude in turn asked the waiter to bring him a coke.&nbsp; As a paying customer, the waiter couldn't ask him to leave. &nbsp; I got to give it to him.&nbsp; He's got some brains.
&nbsp; Anyway, he took his time to drink his coke while whispering to me. &nbsp; I could have left that cafe but I just didn't think I should be the one leaving,&nbsp; I liked that spot so, I just completely ignored him. &nbsp; I drew a sketch of him on my notebook.&nbsp; Occasionally he looked over my shoulders. &nbsp; When I was done,&nbsp;I smiled, flashed&nbsp;the sketch&nbsp;to him and I told him that I'll bring it to the police.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; He ran off. &nbsp; I don't know if it's&nbsp;my sketch that was that horrendous&nbsp;or he panicked cos I'd mentioned the police. &nbsp; Oh well.... *Shrugs* &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 
