  My first Blog has gone wrong. After a comprehensive discourse on the power politics within the upper echelons of Genre Gurus and my deep yearning to have my own Teeny-Bop-Boy-Group-Pop recognised, I accidentally pressed the Delete-All-Insightful-Writ-And-Go-To-RobbsCelebs button on my keyboard. So my moment of inspiration has gone. I shall simply go back to pondering over the hilarity of the word 'poop' and wonder why it is indeed so tempting to say 'lingerie' in a packed lift. Anyway, I have been excluded from the Genre movement, and so for fear of being blacklisted further I shall not comment on current issues. 
