  As some of you know I have had some pretty bad luck in the pet department. When I moved in, I had two cats.
4 months later I have zero (one ran away and the other was graciously taken by my mother. ) When I moved in there was no pigeon problem, now there are 8 on my balcony doing nothing but shitting and fucking and laying more eggs.
In other words I went from 2 cats and 0 pigeons to 8 pigeons and 0 cats in just inder two months, how do these things happen and why? WHY??????? Anyway. I waited a while to see if Simon would come back (that was 2 months ago) and he hasn't. I loved him so much, he was my meow. We were a team. It was me and Simon against the world! For a while I didn't think I could move on and get another cat. But now I see that living a meow-less existence sucks ass and I am on the market to adopt 1 or preferably 2 kittens. I would adopt a full grown cat except that I don't want to. I want kittens in the house! So drop a line at urlLink grrrl24@hotmail.com if you have or know anyone who has kittens to give away or sell.
In exchange I will buy you 1, maybe 2 beers and maybe a chocolate bar if you're lucky and I'm feeling generous. 
