  What a great way to start a Friday, nbsp; being told that a meeting must be held regarding behavioral issues between myself and a coworker. nbsp;  Working in such a laid back atmosphere has always led to constant barrages of ball- busting,
 and this includes everyone in here. nbsp;  Same at a lot of jobs I suppose. nbsp;  But does anyone else work with someone who just thinks he's a teensy- weensy&
nbsp; bit funnier than& nbsp; the rest of the clowns. nbsp;  The guy that I generously put it,
 " Doesn't know when to shut his fucking mouth while he's ahead. nbsp;  We'll that's what I got here,  and I inevitably was pushed to an outburst of negative emotions. nbsp;
 Don't get me wrong,  I love a good chuckle at someone elses expense,  be it the handicapped,  Amish,  flood victims,  whatever.
but I know when to back off. nbsp;  I had been the butt of the same joke for a few weeks. the same joke. nbsp;  At first I was laughing along,
 then it got kind of old,  then it turned into " could you just stop,  you're seriously annoying me now and I want to urinate on you. nbsp;  &
nbsp;  Now take into account that after leaving two weeks worth of voicemail with my employers as to why I've been working here for 19 months without review or raise,  my boss ( who I've never met in person)  calls me to apologise,  because "
he forgot"  about me. nbsp;  You can imagine this set off a propane torch under my ass and was none too pleased. nbsp;  &
nbsp;  So,  I'm heading to the head,  and there's the Get- A- Long Gang hanging out in the hallway,
 and my friend sees me and starts his little act,  and all the others start giggling with him like a couple of little girls who just discovered that each of them had a clitoris. nbsp;  As I walked by,  I did the only thing that came to mind,  and that was to slap the large Dunkin Donuts coffee out of the deusche bag's hand.
nbsp;  It was full,  I might add. nbsp;  Then I calmly kept walking towards the mens room. nbsp;
 I didn't hear any giggling anymore after that. nbsp;  & nbsp;  Now,  I do have respect for others (
well,  some people. a couple of people)  and I did clean up the mess and even bought him a coffee the next day to show no hard feelings. nbsp;  I'll tell you what gives me ultimate pleasure though.
 1)  He never saw it coming 2)  I know I embarrased the living shit out of him because he thinks he's the office George Carlin around here and he hates it when anyone gives him shit. nbsp;  So,  he put on a disgusted face and told on me,
 which brings us to Monday's yet to be held meeting. nbsp;  I do regret doing it though. nbsp;  I& nbsp;
should have gone with my first instinct in the hallway,  yesterday. but sadly I didn't have a tack hammer in my hand.
