  I was eating out&nbsp;with the family (brother, sister, mom, dad, grandmother, nephew) and my three-year-old nephew happened to sit down right across from me where the&nbsp;server had just placed a large glass of beer.&nbsp; Hunter (the nephew) proclaimed "I don't like beer" and pushed the glass over, getting the beer all over my lap.&nbsp; I don't think I yelled, but I might have because I was really ticked off!
There's nothing quite as uncomfortable as an entire&nbsp;pint of ice cold beer in your lap . Anyway my mother was making fun of me, the way she loves to do (because everyone knows I am her least favourite daughter).&nbsp; When I said "Could you guys get me some napkins?&nbsp; I need lots of them! "&nbsp; Mom said in a snotty voice: "I need napkins. Get me napkins. "&nbsp; I said: "FU alright? It's not all over you!! " &nbsp; Only I didn't use initials.&nbsp; Those of you that know me, know that I NEVER swear, especially in front of old ladies and children so you can tell how super ticked off I was.
I'm just home now to change my pants and am blogging to let off steam.&nbsp; I'm going to apologize to Hunter for yelling (he didn't mean to spill the beer) but the rest of them can go to that mythical place underground where the devil lives. 
