  ok so ya im still a lil drunk.  i had ummm hold one let me try to count.  maybe 12 to 15 beers at the recption tonite.  it was pretty fun but part of me really couldnt enjoy myself.  ok so basicaly from 330 well hell lets say 4 till 1130 i danced a totaly of ONCE.  which kinnda pissed me off.
first off i was one of the sharpest dressed at the wedding and the recption.  so what the hell no girls could go hey ya want to dance.  i had one dance and it was to a country song. one i actualy knew.  a nice girl named amy who i happend to be talking to cuase i made fun of her for not dancing when ushers song started playing. this girl besides kristi rays wife was out on the dance floor for the longest amonhg any off the peeeps there.
 so i was liek ya gotta be kiiding me your not out on the dance floor for one of the hottest dance songs out right now.  so needless to say we started talking. yadda yadda yadda.  then some country song comes on and noone is on the dance floor and she syas god a song i want to dance to and no one is danceing so she taught me how to do the texas two step.  ya i steped on her feet a couple times.  ok who am i kidding a lot damn son i got a size 12 to 13 shoe depeniding on who makes the shoe.
 but we got applause for our dancing well her dancing i can do the twrils and dips no prob but the two step after 8 beers not the lightest on my toes.  but was my only time to dance all damn nite. kristi tried to get me to dance with her a couple times but kinnda odd to do that kinnda dancing wiht your best friends wife.  so ya one dance and the main reaosn it sucked not that i care if anyone wanted to dance wiht me it 3was the fact that the majority of the songs played by the no talent not knowing how to work equipment.  i was about to go up there and show then how to set the shit up at the beginign of the recption cause they didnt know there ass from a cd)  ok that was a long thing so let me catch ya back up since i am drunk ALL THE SONGS WERE SLOW SONGS!
 well not all but at least 80 percent.  so being the hopless romantic i am i just sat there and watched all the couples dance and wished torri could have been wiht me.  dont get me wrong im sure i could have grown some balls and asked someone to dance but what the fuck is the point in dancing a slow romantic song wiht someone you dont know and dont care about?  so i just drank more beer and ate more food.  so towards the end of the nite i was kinnda in a foul mood and here is that quick story. the nite before chris and i talekd to these two girls all nite long and they were cool or so i thought.
 chris really like one and teased me for ever to stay away from her.  even though he knew i wouldnt do anything cause of toorri but yet each nite ive been here all i heard was ok she is single she is single let me go introduce ya. and im like no thats ok.  only one person was cool and dint try and that was jason i was like dont care and he was like ok i gotcha.  everyoneelse was like well technical your still single.  ya im still single but damn is everyone trying to get me hooked up and settled dowwn or laid?
 so another point of bringing me down. like i cant meet someone on my own if i wanted to.  ya know what i can im not that damn hideous and im a freaking nice guy as long as you dont get on my bad side which takes a hella of a lot to do.  so back to chris and these girls. so we talked and everything the nite before. and i tryuly thought hey these are some cool girls and it will be nice to know some more people at the wedding the next day.
 well needless to say when chris went over to say hey and sit down next to them at the wedding these itches acted liek they had no clue who he was.  i kinnda hung back for awhiel and taked to kristi.  then i went and sat down by them and i got ignored too. ok helllllll nawh.  first off i was looking damn good and have pics to prove it if ya dont believe the hype but mainly i am not going to sit back and watch a close friend get treated liek that.  chris is over wieght and not a calvin klien model and he will tell you he is not but he is one hell of a guy and any girl would be lucky to have him as a friend let alone a bf.
but he want trying to hookup he just wanted to chat wiht some cute girls that we had a fun chatting with the nite before. so the girls ended up moving away from him. wtf?  so he continued to sit there i on the other hand sat clsoe to the back of the cruch so i could get good pics and cause i saw what was going down.  so later at the recption they did the same thing to him and when he asked if they were going to stay till the end both had a differant story when he knew they rode togetrh and both siad somethign differant in front of each other and then were like oh shit lets get our story straight.  so chris after several beers told me and another guy about it and was like screw it ya know i was just trying to be friendly those bitches and shit like that.
 well less than a couple hours later i go out sides and what do i see but chris sitting at a table with the two girls like everything was fine.  chris and none of my friends deserve to be treated like that and to see him sitting there pissed me off.  then whiel standing back and observing i watch chris get up and go get them drinks?  needless to say that blew my fuse and i just walked off an sat down and looked at the moon and stars and thought of how badly i wished torri was there cause all i heard was slow dance songs. no 311 love song. that might have made it worse but anywyas the weeding was great ya i cried and if ya gotta a problem with it blow it out your ass.
 on my drive back to the htoel i rode with kristi and her and i had a good talk best we have ever had.  so i am real glad about that so she now knows when she is having problems with ray she has someone to call. not that ray is bad but he has changed a lot since he got married.  but i toldher how hey ya have problems and arguements it comes with being togetrh.  it cant be perfect bt i told her like jason and charlotte her and ray had it great and that i was jealousy of that cause i havent had that.  you can look at ray when he is around kristi and see the love he has for her and the love she has for him.
same with jason and charlotte. so ya ima big softie i talk a ton of shit but ya deep down inside ima softie and i cried at teh wedding. so to sum the nite up ltos of beer one dance with an older chick who i steped on her feet. oh also iwas giving a great complimant by a lady who did the video of how i should be a movie star or in entertainment of some sorts because i was very talented and i just met her yesterday. so that made me feel real good that someone actualy besides my parents and ray appreciate my talnets. juvenile as they amy to some.
so that despite the bitches chris talked to who i didnt speak but one word to all nite and it was because one siad oh ya changed once i got out of my pmp clothes in to some shorts an tshirt and my responce was yup. then mumbled bitch. ok what was i talking about? oh summing up the nite.  happy as hell for jason and charlotte 2 years of being married and finaly a wedding and recption her parents and family were wonderful.  i cried at the wedding.
chris and i met some biotches he contineued to talk to them after they turned out to be bitches.  i ahd one dance the wole nite thanks to amy teaching me how to 2 step and letting me step on her feet. but she said i kicked asss on the twirls and dip[ s and was surprised. well of course i can slow dance the nite away ima romatic ya gott know that shit to be one countrydanceing is like a foreing language to me.  idrank a lot of beer.
 iwas complinted on my talnets by a sweet lady from detroit. whose husband cracked me up cause he was watsed every min i saw him.  and i really fucking missed torri thank god i didnt hear love song.  so all an all was an ok nite. could have been betetr but hey jason and charlote were happy and thats all that realy matters to me when ya get down to the bottom of the keg. ya should be bottom line but this has been a weekend of drinking and tomorrow will be no differant.
so as the majority of the people all weeknd long have yelled. GO WAR EAGALES! and my lil go dawgs woof woof woof thrwon in after. oh i know how could he do it.  heyt im an auburn and uga fan i just happend to go to uga cause of scholoarship reasons. but as a compromise i have been wearing my auburn hat that i have had since middle school.
ok im rambling and my stomach is too cause mcdonalds and beer beer beer dont mix. so GO WAR EAGLES!  and like i wrote for J&  C ya im getting lazy on the typing i dont have to wish you lucj becasue yall have true love and luck has nothign to do with that.  so as always peace love and hair grease all you war eagles.  IM OUT!
