  Paulie says the nicest things for someone who is always having a depression attack and a fight with a girl... Anywho, I took the day off of work- allowing me to put on a skirt and play with a sword outside.
You think it's just something stupid I say, but it's not. I went outside in a white petticoat and swung a big sword at really big thickets out in the field; then, the neighboors saw me, and I felt really stupid- but I kept doing it anyway. Life is grand. Other than that, I'm still being stalled by Senor Vice Principal Assholio, and now we're down to two weeks left in the summer. Tell me, if NDA doesn't let me back in, where the hell do I enroll this late in the summer? People are just assholes.
Except for me, I'm just a nice guy. I started my first online class the other day; I got kicked out of health freshman year and had to retake it somehow, and I chose the online school deal. I finished the course in about 5 hours. It was great. But it really was the only highlight of my week. I get to go school clothes shopping sometime in the near future. It'll be great, I love shopping like a woman. A blonde woman. In a mall. With Paul. Bye y'all. [seacrest out] 
