  So i got home last night....What gong show. I was supposed to take my buddy Chris's grill back to him cause i've had it since the fourth of July. So i blast down to the U-Haul to get a trailer and get the thing all hooked up and go inside to pay for it, and BLAMMO forgot my wallet a home. So i go out and unhook the trailer, and drive all the way home, and all the way back to U-Haul, and get the trailer all hooked up for a second time.
I go in to pay and she's like "Ok i need a dollar deposit, and the trailer rental is 9.95. I go to whip out the credit card like a champ.....SHITE i left the fucking thing in my pants pocket from the trip home. So...I unhook the trailer AGAIN, and by now the 90 degree heat is starting to get to me. I'm soaked to the bone from sweating cause did i mention...IT'S FUCKING 90 DEGREES HERE!!! I smell like the bottom of a garbage can that hasn't been emptied for three weeks, and i've got to drive my ass all the way home and back one more time!!!
But oh no it doesn't end there. I zip on home, grab the offending pair of pants, and chuck them into the car, while simultaniously looking at my watch realizing that the U-Haul closes in five minutes and it takes me ten to get out there. By now i was so pissed I thought ok i'll just give it a whirl and broke every traffic law trying to get back to U-Haul before they close. Well as was my luck last night i drove up just in time for them to be closing the gate on the rental yard.
I only tell this story because I crack myself up upon reflection of situations like this. All i can do is laugh. Owell, no one was harmed in the making of this memory so all is good. :-) Hope everyone has a good day and just remember to think before you spend all that enegry getting angry. It's so unrewarding :-P Laters 
