  Step right up, folks! Inside you will see the most amazing things. "What is it? " you ask. It's a White African-American, Conservative, Christian, Republican, Bigot, Homophobe, Sexist, Dittohead, DrudgeReport-reading, IMAO-posting, CNN-ignoring, non-Keyboard-playing, Democrat-mocking, non-Mountainbiking, non-emasculated-Beetle-driving, husband of one, father of four, totally right-wing voter (who's also been known to have the most amazing finger-toes! ). 
