  MWAHAHAHAHA. This is my first post. I hate being not at the beach. So, anywho, Dr. J has up and left, and now there is no one to cure my ills. I saw a Brett at a rest stop on the way home. Nearly shat myself.
I hate Bretts. I asked for some of his refreshing beverage to wash down my tasty burger, but he told me to go fuck myself. So I said, "Brett, you are most definitely NOT a smart motherfucker," and proceeded to bust at least 10 caps in his sorry white ass. Anyways, i'm sitting at my computer, currently listening to "A Day in the Life" by the Beatles. Its trippy. And i'm also talking to alissa.
she said she'll be right back. She's back now. So anyways, David, get your sorry as down here. I need a drinkin buddy. And someone to pick up chicks with. Wait a minute, what chicks???
There's chicks in Canada? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. Now i'm listening to some floyd. Young Lust. Ooooooooooooooooo..........I need a dirty woman. I really do.
Like, fuck man. Its raining cats and dogs outside. Where the hell did that expression come from? I mean, what the hell. Raining cats and dogs??? Why the hell not sheep and llamas.
This calls for some affirmative action. I mean, if several Mexican Whooping Llamas can't get the same treatment as a couple of mangy cats and dogs, then what will become of the North American Spotted Llama!? Won't someone please think of the children. For the love of Jebus H. Christ. I believe the "H" stands for Harold. I'm no listening to Ode To Joy, I'll tell ya, the change in mood can almost kill a man.
You wanna know why i'm listening to it? because i'm a cultured sunnofabitch, that's why. I sip whiskey, drive a bently, and hate network televison. Now there's some crazy latin shit in the song. Why? because latin's cultured.
Yes yes...now i believe i'ma set as spell on the veranduh and have the slaves whip up some mint julips. What the hell is a mint julip? Is it like a tulip? except more "j" and less "t"? Now back to some floyd. From the wall, guaranteed to pick your spirits up.
Well, it beats peter frampton. i hate that man. yet i can't stop listening to show me the way. oh fuck, i need a drink. i'm gone Will batman escape from catwomans claws? or will that feline feind's revenge be the cat's meow????
Find out, same bat time, same bat channel!! ! 
