  Twenty-year class reunion. Until I got the notice in the mail, I thought it had all happened about five years ago. Maybe six. Interestingly, this six year period had somehow contained the ten-year reunion. I had no desire to go to that one, but after twenty years, I might actually enjoy seeing a few of these people again.
Naturally, the rest of them will be carted off to my bio-fungineering lab where I'm figuring out just how much fun is too much for the human psyche to endure. I always enjoy the trips to the bio-fungineering lab. The laughter is so infectious - literally - and they always give me a lolly-pop when I leave. I should probably visit my mom while I'm in Dallas. I have to make sure someone comes to feed Chairman Soggy von Uni-ball. Vodka beckons and I must obey. 
