  That's right he does. I'll soon be done with Buttfuckiel Shitthorne's not-so-enthralling story of The Blithedale Romance. My hopeful prediction: everyone at the end has sex so much they all die and then explode, also killing a bunch of babies who were standing around them, as well as a few bunnies, and then that entire state catches fire.
That is just my hopeful prediction, because that would be the ending necessary to tie up the most BORING SHIT I HAVE EVER READ IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. It's not just school assignments I procrastinate on, i've realized. Say if I feel like getting a coke. I wait until I NEED to have a coke, then I get one. While that should be for the better (it would lower the amount of coke I drink) I do the same with about everything else. Such as excreting waste. I wait until I REALLY have to pee, or until my bowels will explode with such force i'd be sent up through my roof (although I don't see how I shouldn't do that if I was on the toilet, but whatever the fuck ever). So I'm listening to Burzum, the solo project of Varg V-somethingsomething, the old bass player of the band Mayhem, and it's good.
The guy is fucking insane, what with having murdered Euronymous from Mayhem and also being, well, a nazi sympathizer (his last 2 shitty albums he only used a keyboard because he said the guitar and such were a nigger instrument and not made by norweigans or something like that) But in a couple songs before he got all racist and nazi-sympathizing were really good and melodic. The only problems I have on some are his shitty vocals..he just kinda screams (it's not a death/black metal growl, its sort of a high pitched whiny scream) and that could drone on your nerves, but the instrumental work is most excellent.
He doesnt "sing" for long though, so if you can listen through those parts pretty quick you're into some nice stuff. Ok I gots to play SW: KOTOR now, I mean I GOTS to, so seeya chumps. -jedi style (that's with a lightsaber, you have to build up some caluses for that shit) 
