  I just saw Austin Powers 2 again. I had forgotten how hot Heather Graham is. Man! Hoo-hah! No no no, it's good it's good. I also like that Zhang Xiyi. She's really hot too. It's good it's good. Went to get "assigned" a place to be a store detective today. "Assigned" was what they said would happen. Their definition of assigning is just giving me a piece of paper with a bunch of places to ask for a job.
If this was all they were gonna do, why did they even bother asking me which mall was the closest to my house? Oh! I know! It's to trick my dumb ass! They'll get theirs... Dreamt last night that I ran a red light. The cops pulled me over, and said, "you've got 10 points, surrender your license please. " And that's when I woke up. 
